jointhecarrotarmy:

Tumblr has fallen.

David Karp is dead.

Yahoo is coming

(Source: am5ismybitch, via late-night-dreammer)

lieutenant-kevin-riley:

suicidallyreckless:

fuckyeahauthordog:

case-for-eviction:

Do you ever think about the word ‘can’t’

Like, when you say, “Why can’t you get me some ice cream?”

You’re really saying, “Why can not you get me some ice cream?”

How have I gone through my entire life as a writer and not realized this

I had a similar epiphany with “Don’t you dare” being “Do not you dare.”

English is weird.

Forever grateful that English is my first language.

(Source: igenerallylikewords, via late-night-dreammer)